The internet died in 2016 and you never noticed
That's the theory, anyway. It started on an obscure forum called Agora Road in 2021. Saying most of what you see online is generated by bots, to manipulate algorithms and influence human thinking and behaviour.
It was treated as paranoid nonsense. Digital conspiracism.
In September last year, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman (who is marginally more talked about than Sydney Sweeney), posted, “I never took the dead internet theory that seriously, but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run X accounts now."
When the person building the machines starts to agree with the conspiracy theory, it's worth a looksee.
Now let’s get some data insights in this convo. Imperva's 2026 Bad Bot Report put automated traffic at 53%. The human race is now the minority (as odd to write as it is to read).
Cloudflare reported that nearly 60% of web requests were automated in July this year.
Ahrefs analysed 900,000 newly published web pages and found 74% contained AI-generated content.
So the majority of traffic isn't coming from you and me.
Where the theory gets wonky.
There's no evidence of a coordinated plot. Or not one we're aware of. We are, however, aware of Jacob Coxon, who quit Anthropic this month and told the BBC a swarm of bots taking over the internet could be realistic within six months to a year. Sooooo, I guess we have that.
The good news is that human writing still dominates. The ironically named Originality . ai found that around 83% of top Google results are still made by a person.
The situation we find ourselves in isn't a conspiracy. It's an economic one. We built a system that rewards volume over quality and engagement over truth. Then we all got very upset and faked surprise when something showed up that could produce infinite volume and steal our jobs.
Which brings me to LinkedIn.
One analysis found that around half of long-form LinkedIn posts are AI-generated.
Half of what you scroll past on there, tutting and wondering how someone gets huge engagement on a post about a spelling mistake on a restaurant menu, wasn't written by Grant Vance, Growth Ninja | Thought Alchemist | Ex-Deloitte (first round interview). It was written by a robot.
Arguably better company at a party than Grant.
And, as I have said before, this dichotomy gives us humans an opportunity.
When content becomes infinite and free, the only scarce thing left is someone with an actual point of view. A position you could disagree with. A story only one person could tell. One about life, experience, love, loss and everything in between.
The brands and people who last won't be the ones producing the most. In a world of infinite output, the only thing that can't be automated is someone actually giving a shit about the person on the other end.